Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Black...

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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