- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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