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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse