Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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