- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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