Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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The Princess is in another castle

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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you

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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