knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Jews

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

A dyslexic blind man

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Anti Joke

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