Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Dislike this.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Poop

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Cool Brian

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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