why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Joke.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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