Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

children burning

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

I pooped.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

I need a good anti joke....

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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