- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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