- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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