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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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