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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

A man made a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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