- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

knock, knock. come in.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

knock knock i have diarrhea

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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