- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

womens rights

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

try slamming a revolving door

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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