- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

9/11.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

tims sty:)

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