You know what sucks? Yes.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

The person below me is weird.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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