what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Anti Joke

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