why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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No.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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