- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Yes!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Fox News.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Gay Rights

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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