WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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