why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

learn the ropes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock, Knock Come in

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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