A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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im watching you..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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