Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

VAGINA.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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