What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Cheese stick

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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