- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

you know whats funny... nothing.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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