- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

sorry got to poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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