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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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