guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Women's rights

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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