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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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