What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Anti Joke

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