- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Straight men can be bronies.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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