Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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world peace

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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