Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Santa isn't real

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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