- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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