- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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