- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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