"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Anti Joke

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