A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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lol a man is drowning

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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