Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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shauns beautiful

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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PENIS

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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