- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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