- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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