- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Woman rights.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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