What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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this girl died

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Laugh.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Anti Joke

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