How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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meme

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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