What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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donald................duck for president

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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