- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

the WNBA

Sophie Cameron is Gay

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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