Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Women's rights

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Your mama's so fat.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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