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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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